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Dave Chappelle is back on Comedy Central _ well, kind of. The wildly popular comedian, who last spring walked off his show just weeks before its season premiere, will be on view in four episodes’ worth of sketches he filmed before his startling exit, the cable channel announced Monday.

The four half-hours of “Chappelle’s Show” will premiere in weekly showings next April, May or June, the network said.

A 2 1/2-minute preview of this never-before-seen footage will be included in “Comedy Central’s Last Laugh ’05” special, which premieres Sunday, 9 p.m. EST.

Still to be determined is how the sketches will be packaged, since Chappelle’s on-stage introductions were never produced. A full season would have been between 10 and 13 episodes.

“It’s great material, and we think our audience is hungry for it,” said Comedy Central President Doug Herzog, noting that the last original episode of “Chappelle’s Show” aired in May 2004. “Chappelle’s Show,” a raw, satirical comedy show that was both a critical and popular hit, was one of the network’s most valuable properties.

The announcement resolves _ well, kind of _ Chappelle’s dangling status at Comedy Central, with whom he signed a deal in August 2004 reportedly worth $50 million for a third and fourth season. But last May, with the premiere date looming for that third season, Chappelle stunned his fans by ditching the show in mid-production.

His disappearance _ announced by Comedy Central on May 4 _ spurred reports that he had mental or drug problems, but Chappelle later said he was unhappy with the show’s creative direction.

“I’m definitely stressed out,” he told Time magazine a few days after Comedy Central announced the show was indefinitely postponed. “I’m not crazy, I’m not smoking crack.”

He spent two weeks in South Africa before returning home to his farm near Yellow Springs, about 75 miles northeast of Cincinnati. Chappelle, now 32, has since resumed performing live standup.

In the meantime, “Chappelle’s Show” has hung in limbo.

“We had reached out several times to Dave’s camp and asked, `What would you like to do?'” Herzog said. “But we never received a definitive response. … We thought it was time to start unearthing the material we had.” He laughed. “It’s kind of like Bob Dylan’s ‘Basement Tapes.'”

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After 15 years, Busta Rhymes has officially cut off his long dreadlocks.

Busta Rhymes, born Trevor Smith, cut off his trademark dreadlocks during a recent photo shoot in a New York barbershop.

I started growing these sh–s in December ’89. I was 17, Busta stated. I signed my [record] deal and said I aint combing my hair no more. I don’t have to.”

The rapper now sports a short crop Caesar hairstyle.

In an effort to memorialize his transition, the former Leader of The New School member recorded the historic occasion on camera while friends and crew members watched.

This is it kid, Busta exclaimed as he prepared to cut his hair. I haven’t felt clippers touch the side of my head in 15 years. Y’all gonna see the sexiest head you’ve ever seen in your life when I’m finished.

Busta remains one of the most original hip-hop artists with his rapid-fire rapping style and innovative videos.

Fans will be able to see Busta sports his new hairstyle in the video for Touch It, which is set to air in media outlets in the coming weeks.

Touch It, produced by Swizz Beats, is the first lead off single for Busta’s new Aftermath/Interscope album The Big Bang which is expected to hit stores in early 2006.

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The Philadelphia Eagles have filed a tampering complaint against the Dallas Cowboys after Dallas owner Jerry Jones suggested on a radio show that his team is often interested in players such as suspended wide receiver Terrell Owens.

“In general, I am a risk-taker. We’ve gone down that road,” Jones said when asked if the Cowboys might be interested in Owens. “I probably have a propensity to try and make things work. … A top receiver could flourish with Drew Bledsoe. That’s always appealing.”‘

NFL spokesman Michael Signora confirmed Sunday the Eagles filed the complaint over Jones’ remark and said “the matter is under review.”

Owens was suspended for four games by the Eagles on Nov. 5 for criticizing quarterback Donovan McNabb, fighting with team “ambassador” Hugh Douglas and other actions deemed detrimental to the team. Last Tuesday, the suspension was upheld by an arbitrator.

After the suspension ends, the Eagles are expected to deactivate Owens for the rest of the season. He is expected to be traded or released for next season.

NFL bylaws prohibit “any interference by a member club with the employer-employee relationship of another club or any attempt by a club to impermissibly induce a person to seek employment with that club or with the NFL.”

The Eagles’ complaint was first reported by Fox.

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Terrell Owens was suspended by the Philadelphia Eagles on Saturday for conduct detrimental to the team, a catch-all sanction that team officials imposed after deliberating much of Friday over how to address the latest flap involving their loquacious wide receiver.

Owens, who blasted the organization on Thursday for not publicly recognizing his 100th career touchdown catch two weeks ago, will miss the Eagles’ key Sunday night game against the Washington Redskins.

It is uncertain when — or if — he will return to the team.

Under terms of the NFL’s collective bargaining agreement, a player can be suspended for a maximum of four games for conduct detrimental to his team. It remained unclear if the Eagles have fined Owens; a team source declined to address any financial element of the disciplinary action. A fine would cost Owens $191,176 for every game he misses, based on his salary of $3.25 million for this season.

It is not certain if Owens, who was suspended for a week during training camp, will appeal the latest sanction by Eagles officials. Agent Drew Rosenhaus did not immediately return messages Saturday afternoon.

Rookie Reggie Brown, a second-round draft choice, is expected to replace Owens in the starting lineup when Philadelphia (4-3) meets Washington (4-3) in Sunday night’s important NFC East game (ESPN, 8:30 ET).

Critical of quarterback Donovan McNabb and the organization during an interview Thursday with ESPN.com, Owens issued a private apology Friday to teammates, followed by a public apology in which he read a terse statement. One team source said Saturday, though, that Owens’ apologies failed to fully comply with all of the conditions that team officials, including coach Andy Reid, had stipulated.

Even after his apology, team officials told ESPN.com on Friday afternoon and reiterated later in the evening that the situation with Owens was still under review and hinted that a suspension remained a possibility. Said one team official at the time: “All options remain on the table.”

Owens was upset that the organization did not publicly recognize his 100th career touchdown catch Oct. 23 at home against the Chargers.

“That right there just shows you the type of class and integrity that they claim not to be,” Owens, who became the sixth receiver in NFL history to reach the milestone, told ESPN.com. “They claim to be first class and the best organization. It’s an embarrassment. It just shows a lack of class they have. My publicist talked to the head PR guy, and they made an excuse they didn’t recognize that was coming up. But that was a blatant lie. Had it been somebody else, they probably would have popped fireworks around the stadium.”

Owens, who is unhappy with his contract, also told ESPN.com he wants to remain in Philadelphia but doesn’t think that will happen.

The Eagles spent considerable time Friday speaking with league officials and clarifying through the NFL Management Council various options. Owens was unavailable to the media after his public apology, but he did make his weekly appearance on a Miami radio station.

“Hey, if I am [suspended], I am,” he said. “That would be a discredit to the team and obviously it would hurt the team. It would be a sad situation.”

The suspension culminated another week of unrest with Owens. Early in the week, he apprised Philadelphia officials that he had sprained his ankle in last Sunday’s loss to the Denver Broncos, and might require some time off. One day later, he was back at practice and seemingly prepared to play against the Redskins, at least before the latest incendiary incident.

In seven games this season, Owens has 47 catches for 763 yards and six touchdowns.

This is the second time Owens has been suspended during his controversial 10-year career. While a 49er in 2000, he was suspended one game by San Francisco coach Steve Mariucci following his touchdown celebrations on the Cowboys’ star logo at the center of Texas Stadium.

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