Wuz up Lakeland, FL! I just spent the day in your town! I was looking for some nice homegrown ass to feature on the site. I didnt find any females that were down, but then again I didnt see too many in the first place – Maybe because it was raining. I went down all the back streets of Massachusetts, talked with a few cats trying to find out where the fine hoes post up. Not to much help from them I might add. This one brother I spoke with told me I had to go to Polk city to find the freaks! I dont know about that – I didnt see shitin Polk city last time I rolled through there.
What the hell is up with these cats that only brush the middle of their teeth and leave that oatmeal looking crust on the top & bottom of their teeth? Damn that shit is scary.. Thats the same cat that will ask to share a blunt with ya. No thanks partner. Haha.
2 responses to “I need a Lakeland bitch!”
your mom is so nasty when she breathes her teeth duck. and she’s so black when she gets off my bike my oil light goes on. not to mention that the dawg is so short he has to slam dunk his bus fare. peace
Those jokes were corny & unoriginal. Try harder next time.